Mandraxe the Magician was on a Mission. But what was it? To save the world or to perform magic tricks at children's parties? He was too drunk to remember.....

Read the exciting adventures of a man out of this world and out of his box on a Mission to ..er.. well lets just say he's on a Mission, shall we?

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May 19, 2010

Book 1 Chapter 1 : Mandraxe Awakes

In which we first meet Mandraxe. Our hero awakes, farts, turns over and goes back to sleep in this opening chapter.

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Mandraxe the Magician awoke. He farted, turned over and went back to sleep.


End of Chapter 1.

12 comments:

  1. is this the haiku approach to blogging?

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  2. Better than anythign i ever read ever, and i have read about 7 bewks and one a them woz ah grufalo!

    fucking aces man!

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  3. Blogs as a fireman, do you think its about time that norman price was given an asbo and fored to where a tag to enforce a curfew on him to stop the little ginger cunt from falling in fucking wells or getting stuck a twatting tree or some other silly bollocks ordeal.

    that must grind your gears fella!

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  4. Ere, blogs i'm reading Catch 22 and Mandrake gets a mention, only in passing like, but it was definately him... i could smell the deleter as i turned the page... him and yossarian ay!

    wankers!

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  5. easy blogs mate, what i dont get is, if we go to heaven when we die, where were we before that, and why can we remember... i reckon the pub meself... think about it. who knows not me andnot you either, jacks might... but is he telling no he aint...

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  6. one more thing in epsiode 2 or three, have adog innit... people love dogs.

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  7. have it spunk in cheryl coles mouth...

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  8. RBA, man, youre my creative muse -see chpt 2 and 3.

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  9. Blimey, Beanfield Wars has got nothing on this!

    Can you say "P u l l i t z e r"?

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  10. ello trott. to be honest i was aiming for the Nobel Peace Prize. but i warn you ive got 12 Books of 7 chapters each prepared for this. and i actually dont expect anyone to read any of them hehehehea

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