In which we first meet Mandraxe. Our hero awakes, farts, turns over and goes back to sleep in this opening chapter.
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Mandraxe the Magician awoke. He farted, turned over and went back to sleep.
End of Chapter 1.
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when is Ch 2 coming?
ReplyDeleteis this the haiku approach to blogging?
ReplyDeleteA talking potato?
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ReplyDeletethat must grind your gears fella!
Ere, blogs i'm reading Catch 22 and Mandrake gets a mention, only in passing like, but it was definately him... i could smell the deleter as i turned the page... him and yossarian ay!
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easy blogs mate, what i dont get is, if we go to heaven when we die, where were we before that, and why can we remember... i reckon the pub meself... think about it. who knows not me andnot you either, jacks might... but is he telling no he aint...
ReplyDeleteone more thing in epsiode 2 or three, have adog innit... people love dogs.
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ReplyDeleteRBA, man, youre my creative muse -see chpt 2 and 3.
ReplyDeleteBlimey, Beanfield Wars has got nothing on this!
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ello trott. to be honest i was aiming for the Nobel Peace Prize. but i warn you ive got 12 Books of 7 chapters each prepared for this. and i actually dont expect anyone to read any of them hehehehea
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